lillycaul:

Episode 5 will have Kenny pushing into a horde of walkers to save Luke after Luke tells him off and earns his respect. Kenny will disappear and be presumed dead. the fandom will deny his death for several months and then he will return again in Season 3. CLementine will ask him how he survived. he got lucky, he’ll say. even more lucky than last time. but his true secret is that he is actually immortal. constantly reborn, he rises from the ashes like a shitty floridian phoenix to keep Season 1 fans interested in the franchise. it is his destiny. he must keep sacrificing himself and being reborn in order to appease the casual fandom. it hurts, but he knows there is no other way.

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emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

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cracked:

Hey so Chris Hadfield wrote us an article (!) involving pooping and peeing (!!!!!!!).

6 Ways Movies Get Space Wrong (by Astronaut Chris Hadfield)

#5. Going to the Bathroom in Space Is Awesome

For the solid waste, air sucks it into storage, where it’s exposed to the vacuum of space, which kills off any bacteria and neutralizes the smell. We have to brace ourselves in order to keep the digested remnants of our freeze-dried ice cream from floating off into the station, but other than a bit of an upward draft, it’s rather comfortable. The waste is packed onto returning supply ships, which burn up when re-entering the Earth’s atmosphere (so if you saw a shooting star in early 2013, you might have had me to thank, although I wouldn’t recommend wishing upon it).

For urine, men use a funnel and women use a cup. These attach to a tube that sucks the urine into storage, where it’s later converted into drinking water. It’s expensive and impractical to bring water up to the station, so every drop of refinable liquid counts. And you can pee upside down, which I did, just for fun. Wouldn’t you?

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fivegoldencockrings:

"What do you want for Christmas?"

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#wheezing  #oitnb  

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indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

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wolframalpha:

Just how much Jazzercise would it take to shake off the calories from 100 Taco Bell tacos?

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micdotcom:

Artist recreates his childhood doodles 20 years later

In his series “Kiddie Arts,” Telmo Pieper took his old doodles and used Photoshop to digitally recreate them in a realistic style. While the pictures still look bizarre and fantastical, it’s fascinating to see the two versions — one by a child and one by an adult — side by side. [article]

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gazzymouse:

[ Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool in Fox’s unreleased Deadpool movie test footage ]

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